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DJ_Hyperfresh
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> Hey.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Anyone here yet?
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Helloooooooooooo?
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MC.Princess
has joined the chatroom.
MC.Princess
> Ayo its Pearl!
aka MC Princess, aka The Baroness of Bars,
aka MC Foreign Policy
DJ_Hyperfresh
> ...
MC.Princess
> OH SNAP its Marina
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Hey, Pearl...
MC.Princess
> aka DJ Hyperfresh
MC.Princess
> aka DJ Cold Breakfast, aka The Fuzzy Dazzler,
aka DJ Catch-and-Release
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CraigCuttlefish
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MC.Princess
> Bahaha! Dudes screen name is just his first and
last name. Gotta love old people lol
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Hi, Captain Cuttlefish! Can you see the
chatroom okay on your cell phone?
CraigCuttlefish
> I CAN SEE IT JUST FINE THANKS FOR ASKING
CraigCuttlefish
> BUT ALL MY LETTERS ARE BIG FOR SOME
REASON
MC.Princess
> Hit the caps lock key, cap
DJ_Hyperfresh
> It should be the button in the lower left,
depending on your phone.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Btw, I was able to hack into the CQ-80, so
Agent 8 should be able to see our chat logs.
CraigCuttlefish
> Te$+, 1 @M cUtTleF:$h
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Agent 8, we'll send you a dump of our latest
chat logs every few stages. Keep an eye out!
MC.Princess
> Yo cap how did you even type like that?
You gotta show me.
Session#2
MC.Princess
> Yo I'ma go cop some snacks
PEECE
DJ_Hyperfresh
> OK, gotcha!
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CraigCuttlefish
> roger dodger
DJ_Hyperfresh
> FYI - I've been using the CQ-80s coordinates
to gather location data as Agent 8 passes each test.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> This place must be deep beneath the surface.
It seems to be under the influence of a powerful
magnetic force...
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Too powerful for conventional models to
simulate actually. Based on the numbers I'm seeing, powerful
enough to distort spacetime itself!
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Captain, have you observed any
abnormalities in your surroundings there?
CraigCuttlefish
> IM0KoWrU
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Uh... Is that supposed to be some kind of
secret code? Or did you just butt text me?
CraigCuttlefish
> bRiTe aNd bAd
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Okay, definitely butt texting.
CraigCuttlefish
> H@nGrY4sUsH-E
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Riiiiiiight...
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Anyway, it's almost like your location is in a
different dimension than Inkopolis.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> As long as Agent 8 keeps passing tests, we
should be able to figure out what's going on.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> We'll support you as much as we can, Agent 8.
Keep it up!
Session#3
MC.Princess
> Yo how do I make the chat window full screen?
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Alt-F4
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> Can't believe that actually worked...
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Anyway, nice work passing those tests,
Agent 8.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Unfortunately, I haven't discovered anything
new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> But in the meantime, I was thinking we could
get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves!
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Here, I'll go first...
DJ_Hyperfresh
>
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Whoops. Wrong pic!
CraigCuttlefish
> now what do we have here
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Don't tell her I said this, but Pearl is srsly
the coolest.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to
save picture sharing for later.
Session#4
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MC.Princess
> I'm baaack!!!1
CraigCuttlefish
> yes you are
MC.Princess
> Marina? you here?
CraigCuttlefish
> shes in the head
MC.Princess
> The head?
MC.Princess
> Whatever
MC.Princess
> YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!!
MC.Princess
> Isn't this against the law or something? Some
data breach invasion of privacy thing?
MC.Princess
> Oooh...we're doin intros. just read that part.
MC.Princess
> OK, then it's my turn to post a
pic of Marina! BOOM!
MC.Princess
>
MC.Princess
> This is when we first met.
Back in the day.
MC.Princess
> Here's a bonus one, just cuz
MC.Princess
>
MC.Princess
> HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!"
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> PEARL!
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Session#5
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Battery's almost dead.
I'm gonna go grab my charger.
MC.Princess
> Word
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MC.Princess
> Man, there's nuthin to do when
it's just me and you here cap...
CraigCuttlefish
> what do you mean
MC.Princess
> Uuuuugh i'm booored
MC.Princess
> But maybe I'll do a lil research on u.
See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up.
CraigCuttlefish
> i have nothing to hide
MC.Princess
> We'll see
MC.Princess
>
MC.Princess
> The heck is this?
MC.Princess
> "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second
Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces
of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle."
CraigCuttlefish
> that takes me back
MC.Princess
> Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal.
Session#6
MC.Princess
> Yo what's taking Marina so long?
MC.Princess
> That reminds me, we can check in on 8
using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap?
CraigCuttlefish
> thats correct
MC.Princess
> So you probably can't tell but just between you
and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and
way to smart for her own good
MC.Princess
> just the other day she built an entire battle stage
all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything.
Crazy right?
CraigCuttlefish
> making rocks float
CraigCuttlefish
> thats octo tech
MC.Princess
> What do you mean?
CraigCuttlefish
> you know. the octarian menace
MC.Princess
> You mean those guys who lost the
Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in
school, but like...
MC.Princess
> Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working
for the Octarian army. Are you?
CraigCuttlefish
> i think you need to see this.
its from my top secret octarian dossier
Marina Ida
CLASSIFIED
・Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training
program at Slimeskin Garrison.
・Age 9: Skipped multiple grades.
Took only advanced courses. Graduated.
・Age 10: Member of Flooder design team
(fully automated cleaning weapon).
・Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison.
Specialized in improving Great Octoweapons.
・Age 16: Assigned to DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit.
Earned multiple commendations.
・Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range
of the Calamari Inkantation sung by the New Squidbeak
Splatoon. According to witness interviews, she said
"This changes everything," before vanishing.
CraigCuttlefish
> Marina Ida
MC.Princess
> member of Flooder design team?
CraigCuttlefish
> those flooders are ruthless splatting machines
they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count
MC.Princess
> WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design
something like that
CraigCuttlefish
> its right there in the file
MC.Princess
> now that you mention it, Marina IS totally
obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest
working person i know
CraigCuttlefish
> sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the
war
MC.Princess
> The battle stages she makes involve traps and
stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that
anywhere else...
CraigCuttlefish
> only octarian military has that technology
im telling you
MC.Princess
> Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian
military? I just...
MC.Princess
> OH SNAP I remember her saying something
about the Calamari Inkantation changing her life!
and it's right there in the file!
CraigCuttlefish
> that song has powers no one can explain
no fan of that song is a foe of mine
MC.Princess
> Right?! She might have some skeletons in her
closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the
best people i know.
CraigCuttlefish
> i guess shes okay
for an octo
MC.Princess
> I swear, cuttlefish. If you try
to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH.
U GOT THAT?
CraigCuttlefish
> i um ok
MC.Princess
> Good. Keep your head in the game, 8.
Session#7
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> Whew, I'm back. Sorry about that!
MC.Princess
> Yo welcome back. Where u been tho?
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Sorry, I dozed off at home for a bit...
CraigCuttlefish
> welcome back young lady
im glad you are here
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Uh... What's with him?
MC.Princess
> Sorry, squid's outta the bag.
He brought out his top secret Octarian file and everything
DJ_Hyperfresh
> ...
MC.Princess
> That's on me, Marina. I never meant to dig into
your past
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Um...
MC.Princess
> See old dude here used to fight against
the Octarians
CraigCuttlefish
> no fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine.
i dont see species
MC.Princess
> See? everything's totally cool. kinda
DJ_Hyperfresh
> ...
CraigCuttlefish
> you are so articulate marina
DJ_Hyperfresh
> wow
MC.Princess
> Sorry... I mean, I always knew you were different,
even if we never talked about it. I always figured...you know...
with the jokes and stuff...
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I never knew how to talk to you about it.
Do you think...
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Do you think I'll still be welcome in Inkopolis?
Once everyone knows I'm an Octoling?
MC.Princess
> ARE YOU KIDDING?
Of course you will!
everyone loves you!
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Thanks, Pearlie. ;__;
MC.Princess
> OK stop it with the waterworks before I change
my mind
CraigCuttlefish
> agent 8 is also an octarian
but also appreciates the inkantation
MC.Princess
> It all makes sense now
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I could tell right away that Agent 8 had also
been touched by the Calamari Inkantation.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Once our souls have been freed, there's no
way we can continue to live under the oppression of
Octarian society.
MC.Princess
> Which is why we all need to work together
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Agent 8, if you're reading this, we believe in
you. Keep going. We'll do everything in our power to get you
out of there.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> ;__;
MC.Princess
> OK shut it down
Session#8
CraigCuttlefish
> ILL BE BACK
MC.Princess
> You've got your caps lock key on
again, old man
CraigCuttlefish
> ill be back
MC.Princess
> Aight
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> What's going on, Pearl?
MC.Princess
> Just trying to teach an old squid new tricks.
Cap here was typing in all caps again
DJ_Hyperfresh
> That makes sense. You've got a knack for
teaching. ♪
MC.Princess
> What do you mean?
CraigCuttlefish
> how do I make music notes
MC.Princess
> Just click the smiley face to bring up the
emoji panel. It's in there somewhere
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Haha, remember when we first met, Pearl?
I had just come to the surface, and I didn't understand
Inkopolis at all. You taught me everything I needed to know.
MC.Princess
> LOL yeah. I remember thinking you were some
country bumpkin when we first met on Mt. Nantai.
CraigCuttlefish
> ♪
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I went to Mount Nantai every day for a week,
just hoping you would show up again.
MC.Princess
> Bahaha yeah, I thought you were a stalker.
I remember you singing when I showed up and then
out of nowhere you were all like "LET'S START A BAND!"
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I just had a feeling about you. I guess it
worked out, cause look at us now!
MC.Princess
> I mean, that first song you showed me was fire,
so I had to say yes
MC.Princess
> Actually, I think I still have the file on my
desktop. One sec...
MC.Princess
> Boom
MC.Princess
> Ebb&FlowDemo.frsh;
DJ_Hyperfresh
> HAHA YES. I haven't heard this in forever.
This is the demo version of Ebb & Flow!
CraigCuttlefish
> How do I make question marks
MC.Princess
> You still here?
MC.Princess
> The question mark should be in the bottom
right of your keyboard. Knock yourself out
MC.Princess
> LOL Marina I just remembered you made that
entire demo using that half-busted keyboard you had.
But somehow the hook was still dope
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Couldn't have done it without you...and that
ridiculous recording studio you have in your house.
Those old-school drum machines are legit.
CraigCuttlefish
> ?
MC.Princess
> We're saying we could tell the track
was bumpin. Try to keep up cap
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I think maybe he's just...
Actually, nevermind.
MC.Princess
> Sorry about him.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I was shocked the first time I heard you rap.
I thought for sure you were gonna be wack tbh, but once you
started spittin I was like, "dang, this munchkin got bars."
MC.Princess
> Haha shut up. Never underestimate the Pearl.
aka MC Reverse Psychology, aka MC Danger Noodle
CraigCuttlefish
> ???//?????////??/
MC.Princess
> She's the DJ, I'm the rapper is what
I'm saying, Cap! What don't you get about this?!
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Anyway, I know we talk a lot of smack on the
show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything.
Session#9
CraigCuttlefish
> My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't
cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.
MC.Princess
> Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> Hey! ♪
MC.Princess
> Yooo
CraigCuttlefish
> Hello there
DJ_Hyperfresh
> What are you guys up to?
MC.Princess
> Just workshopping some rhymes
MC.Princess
> The captain decided he wants to be a rapper,
but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet
CraigCuttlefish
> No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine.
I don't see genre.
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses.
Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm...
DJ_Hyperfresh
>
Who need friends on this dark, cold night?
Not this rhymin' soldier—I'm a stark, bold knight!
On a higher level up here, can you feel me?
This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me!
CraigCuttlefish
> Ooh this is on fire.
You are a sickly rapper Pearl.
MC.Princess
> Thanks?
MC.Princess
> This is back when I was first comin up,
before Marina and I met. I may not have known what
I was doing, but I had heart
MC.Princess
> Haha, remember this one? It only sold like
1000 copies...digital AND physical
MC.Princess
> rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I always liked this one...
What's it called again?
MC.Princess
> "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin"
DJ_Hyperfresh
> LOL that's right. I remember the stations
refused to play it. For obvious reasons.
MC.Princess
> But right after that we formed Off the Hook and
recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes
CraigCuttlefish
> Off what hook now?
MC.Princess
> You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the
name of the group me and Marina are in
CraigCuttlefish
> Is it fresh?
MC.Princess
> is it fresh? Come on my dude
MC.Princess
> But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show
had me worried for a minute there
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Yeah, they described me as
"the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl."
MC.Princess
> BAHAHA
MC.Princess
> Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had
kinda fell off
MC.Princess
> But we won em back eventually.
MC.Princess
> Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig
never woulda happened
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit,
right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on
MC.Princess
> We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing
CraigCuttlefish
> Squid Sisters?
MC.Princess
> Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids?
MC.Princess
> You know...
MC.Princess
>
CraigCuttlefish
> That reminds me. I should probably check in
with them soon.
MC.Princess
> They're probs worried about you
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their
solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News!
MC.Princess
> Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real.
We can't do Inkopolis News forever
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Well we already have an offer from
Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial.
Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course.
MC.Princess
> ...
Session#10
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MC.Princess
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MC.Princess
> AYYYYYYYYYYYY
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Sup, gurrrrrrrrrrrl.
CraigCuttlefish
> Welcome back ♪
MC.Princess
> So, I went back to Inkopolis Square
to buy some juice, and like
MC.Princess
> There's a bunch of Octolings
just hanging out!
CraigCuttlefish
> The Octarians are upon us
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I'm so happy! It's all the Octolings who were
reborn when they heard the Calamari Inkantation!
CraigCuttlefish
> No fan of the Inkantation is a foe of mine.
I don't see species.
MC.Princess
> Yeah... anyway, this is amazing!
DJ_Hyperfresh
> I'm sure the Octolings will pick up the ins
and outs of Inkling culture in no time! And hopefully add some
of their own flavor too. ^_^
MC.Princess
> YESSSSS I can't wait to hear more Octarian music
bumpin thru the city
MC.Princess
> You think they'll want in on turf war?
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Of course!
MC.Princess
> NOICE!!!1!
CraigCuttlefish
> TURF WAR? I KNEW IT
THE NEXT GREAT TURF WAR HAS BEGUN
MC.Princess
> Naw cap. It aint like that
MC.Princess
> Kids from our generation treat turf war battles
like a sport. You know, for fun?
CraigCuttlefish
> Is that so? ♪
DJ_Hyperfresh
> And it sounds like some of them
are already working for Grizzco!
MC.Princess
> Dang. Makes sense tho. "The enemy of my
enemy" and all that
DJ_Hyperfresh
> Except we're not enemies...
MC.Princess
> True that. You reading all this, 8? The sooner you
get outta there, the sooner we can turf war it up together!
Bonus Track
MC.Princess
> I'm still zonked from pulling an all-nighter
for the Splatfest... Gonna nap bye
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DJ_Hyperfresh
> Sorry, me too >__<
CraigCuttlefish
> As you wish
DJ_Hyperfresh
> C ya
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CraigCuttlefish
> ??♪?♪?♪?☺☺☺☺
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Agent 2
> Huh?
Agent 2
> Hellooo?
CraigCuttlefish
> agent two
Agent 2
> Wait... Gramps?!
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Agent 2
> Whoa, Gramps, calm down
Agent 2
> What's the deal with this chatroom?
Ew... This isn't like a dating site, is it?
Agent 2
> No, that would be... ew.
Agent 2
> Where are you right now?
Agent 2
> Is Agent 3 with you?
CraigCuttlefish
> We're both fine. Just protecting Inkopolis
Agent 2
> I'm so glad you're okay. I haven't heard from you in a
while.
Agent 2
> Any idea when you'll be home?
CraigCuttlefish
> Not sure
Agent 2
> Should I put dinner together?
CraigCuttlefish
> Already ate
Agent 2
> Come on, no you didn't...
Agent 2
> Work's really busy right now, so if you don't
come home soon...
CraigCuttlefish
> seaweed stew
CraigCuttlefish
> that sounds good
Agent 2
> Seaweed stew it is. I'll have it ready for you, k?
Agent 2
> Alright, I'll be at Cuttlefish Cabin whenever you
decide to come back. Take care of yourself, Gramps.
And stay fresh.
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